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just wondering, how are enemy levels calculated? so far the highest level normal enemy has been 133 (i'm grinding so i can have 1 day's worth of super speed)

POV: C A F F E I N E 
 
(this is exactly 1 day's worth of speed. i included my stats just in case someone wanted to see what it took.)

coffee go brrrrrrrr

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my next goal is 1 week worth of speed (604800 seconds)

after i recover from my game reloading for no reason whatsoever

correction: after i recover from my laptop dying when i was halfway to where i was originally

accidentally destroyed my house i'm starting over... again. i have not lost any motivation but i am mildly annoyed

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never mind, i blew up my house again so i'm giving up this is too time consuming

house made of explosives

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whenever you kill an enemy, it spawns an enemy of one level higher.

Missed the first map xD But beat the game first try still! This is just PURE satisfaction from grinding levels and attack points and health. And as a coffee enjoyer, I can confirm my cups of coffee fight three-headed dragons on a daily-basis. 10/10 satisfying just like Universal thief!

So happy you liked it :D

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I immediately ran for the shiny portal and missed the first map with the trains, hahaha. Pretty fun game, the constant promise of immediate and clear improvement is good at keeping the player interested, imo. Also, I think it's probably one of the better looking games that you've put out. 

thx :)

the isometric style is easy to make, i'll probably reuse it somewhere

YOOOO I BEAT THE GAME

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Congrats :D

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WAIT WHATTTT

WHYYYYY

it happens!

how do you fight

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u gotta pick up some beans and bring them to your house to get attack points!

thx

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pretty cool game, I liked it.



what was it about?

P.S. Buff Nuke

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it was about a cute coffee :3

How about 9999 damage for the nuke?

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it is not about damage

I just though something labeled "nuke" would be a bit bigger

but I suppose insta-killing final boss also works

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I could increase its radius too!

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cast break on your house trust me it gives a lot of attack

house attack mode X)

Coffee ☕ Game Walkthrough

omg u made it :o

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it happens!

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Awesome!! Really feels like an adventure.

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Glad you liked it!

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It's called coffee because it makes you coff

OMG THE BZMOT ARTIST

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coffee

it's the magic potion we need to defeat gods!

coffee

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