9 10 doh nightmare walkthrough

Since the yoyogames sandbox forums are down and NOT archived, this walkthrough was lost to the ages. However thanks to the magic of the wayback machine and my GMC community backup (also down but archived), here it is back in its full glory!

CHAPTER 1
intro-1: after leaving the pipe, go right, climb the stairs and the clouds
intro-2: just follow the road. Stay far from the bombs. Do not step on the blue carpet with coins
intro-3: you HAVE to get beaten by the giant shroob to go to the next level.
intro-4:go right all the time to find the battlefront. There are coins on the left



CHAPTER 2
1-1: climb the stairs on the right,go left of the castle, run forward, follow the bridge, jump in the pipe.
to beat the boss you have to avoid him 3 times and let him fall. Watch out, he explodes at the end
1-2: climb the stairs, you will see a chomp disappeared.jump in the pipe where he was.You fall in the bunker. just follow the path by killing everyone. Carefull for bombs at the end.
1-3: go take the red TNT stick, and go on the right of the stairs to place it near the rock.
1-4: jump in the black cannon. you reach an airship.Go right and jump on ships.
there is a trap at a moment where you have to go on the ship on the background, then continue.
use f5 and f6 often. You then find a castle with dustman. Take the weapon, shooot him 20 times.
he isnt good at aiming so easy to beat.
1-5: there is a wall with targets. Shoot all of them. Take the backup near the wall when they are destroyed.
1-6: jump in the red pipe. you are now a bomb! go left of the rock you exploded in 1-3. There is a hole where only bombs can pass. Go in it.When you here the mission impossible music for the first time, jump so that the guards see you and put you in jail.
You basically have to pass the maze without being seen, but if you are, you have enough time to kill one or two guards with CTRL
1-7: shroobs everywhere. Hop in the red pipe to become mario again
Go to the "run forward haha" sign. There is a green pipe on the left. Jump in it. you arrive on a UFO with a lot of shroobs. Kill them all to make the backup appear.
You can kill the big ones with 2-3 small purple hats.



CHAPTER 3
2-1:You have to call a Mean guy.
Then to say C: i never had one
and finally D: the programmer is the murderer.
You then have to find the backup in the destroyed court, next to phoenix wright.
2-2: DO NOT KILL KENNY.You may follow him. But the backup is just behind the small tower on the beginning in front of you on the right.
2-3: go in south park. there is a door in one of the houses. you fall in a house with saws everywhere.
Use f5 and f6 to pass here.
2-4: go in the pipe at the end of the desert. You fall in a western scene. Hold CTRL all the long to kill everyone. You may go in the buildings to stay safe.
2-5: go in the pipe near the small tower to reach heaven. take the Backup on a cloud
2-6:go in the same pipe. after this go on top of the castle. There is a red pipe. Use it to become a mech.
then fin the rock that's on a cloud and blast it to take the backup inside.
2-7: kill all the kennys. your allies may help you. You may also use the mech :D



CHAPTER 4
3-1: go across the forst to the mansion. Take the flamethrower to kill the teddys and burn trees.
the backup is in the mansion.
3-2: you cant kill all the zombies fast enough. Go in the mansion. Egadd gives you a shotgun. When you go out again you may kill the zombies. Run as fast as possible and hold CTRL to shoot continuously: The zombies will spawn infinitely. The backup is in the city.
3-3: the seed is in front of you at the beginning. bring it to a darker spot on the right.
3-4: climb on the trees by using the pipes to find the backup.
3-5/3-6: a long mission.
Go straight forward when you start. You may now enter mayahem temple.
To beat the boss, hide behind the pillars and shoot on the boss so that he gets anoied and shoots on you. but since you are behind a pillar, It will explode.
You have to explode all four pillars.

You are now a pikmin.
You have to work until the music ends.
You may cheat by pausing the game with ESCAPE and going back.

You now are attacked by blue pikmins.
Go in the onion as fast as possible.
You get a machine gun, use the mouse to destroy the blue onion:
He throws bombs at you so you have to destroy them then shoot him.
You now had 2 Backups instead of one.
3-7: climb on the highest tree on the right using the green pipes.
Then use the last hopping pipe to reach a UFO. You have to ride all along the UFOs without being exploded. Be quick.



CHAPTER 5:
4-1:go in the tower. Climb on the blue thwomps. Go in the black cannon.
dodge the asteroids. reach earth. Get the backup.
4-2: take the arwing. You have to kill all metroids. if you hold down ctrl you will explode a lot at once.
the backup will be at the furthest tower from the beginning. You have to kill the shroobs on it too.
4-3:go on the arwing, it will go up automatically.
dodge the ateroids.
To defeat andross, shoot lasers at him when he just finished barfing on you. Do it 3 times.
4-4: follow the green arrow. Hop in the pipe; TAKE THE GUNS. then follow the arrow and talk to the drug dealer. He gives you a car. Follow the arrow again. Then you have to gather all coins.
At the and your car crashes, just take the backup before you die.
4-5: do not take care of the zombies. Go where the drug dealer was. jump in the pipe. 
Take the shotgun and shoot until the cinema ends.
4-6: you have to ask: HOW was the murder commited.
then say DARTH VADOR is the murderer.
You then show him the SHOTGUN.
and say HIS FINGERPRINTS are one it.
he admits he killed the zombie and you win.
4-7:THE LAST MISSION WITH MARIO.
go to the tower. The door is now open.
Kill all the cops inside and climb on the right to reach an arwing at the end of the tunnel.
You then arrive in the death egg. Kill everyone methodically. Dont forget to use f5 and f6.
If you have 200 coins, you can buy a mech, it will be easier.
You then fight darth vador. He is easy to beat and you are invincible.
Just walk right.

-------MARIO DIES. YOU NOW PLAY AS LINK-------

If you want to skip directly to it, enter the cheat code "room_goto(124)"
But there will be a few bugs with cutsceness and you wont get the hidden ending.

CHAPTER 7
look for the iguana, kill it with your sword.
Kill the stormtrooper, there is a fairy behind it.
You are now in front of luigi's mansion, go inside.
The invisible wall disappeared, you can enter the room with all the coins and reach the first level.

LEVEL 1: luigi's mansion
go in the hole in front of you by killing what's in your way.
There are two doors, take the one on the right.
Go at the end of the room, there is a closet on the left. Take the TNT inside, and blow up the breakable wall.
Climb the stairs. Don't worry about boos
You reach a giant chess board. Don't walk on black squares, they are HOLES.Get to the door at the end.
You see a lot of doors. The good one is the third one starting from the end of the room on the left.
Take the bombs, go back to the first room where you found too doors, and take the one on the left.
To kill purple blobs, Hit them with the sword, and explode them with a bomb when they are solid.
The fence is now opened. Go across the backyard and into the pipe.
Explode the wall, enter the door.
You are now on the roof, and you see a giant boo hiding behind a pillar.Explode the pillar.

BOSS: GIANT BOO
first explode it with a bomb.
Then kill ALL little boos to make him lose a hit point.
He has 3 hit points.
You now have the forest amulet.

CHAPTER 8:
Cross the forest to go back to hyrule plain. The sky is red..
Go in the middle, where the twibug is supposed to be.
There is a tower. Enter it and go in the elevator

LEVEL 2: Gyorg's tower.
Go around the tower to find the door. Enter it.
There are fake walls you can explode. Do it.
You can see an hourglass. Place a bomb next to it, and run towards the metallic door.(Timing important)
Go forward, at the back of the room there is another fake wall on the left. Explode it and climb the stairs to find a flamethrower.Go left and Burn the trees and pikmins. Get to the door.
Climb the stairs
Place a bgomb against the hourglass again. But be carefull when you run across the metallic door:
There is a chess board behind (with holes)
on the left of the board there is a fake wall. Explode it. Beware the Chomp. Run. Get to the door.
Climb the stairs.
Go across all the airships. Beware the trap from last time. Reach the second tower.
Take the Great Chain.
Use it on the block with a target to reach it.
Go across all the little ships with targets. You are back to tower number one.
Use the Chain to climb it.
You are now on top of the tower.

BOSS: GYORGS.
The blue one is easy to beat.
Shoot the eyes with the grappin, then slay them with yours sword.
Whatch out for the gyorg's tail.It hurts.
He has four eyes.When you kill him, the red one appears. Use the grappin to climb o it.
The red one is harder because he has eight eyes, a longer tail, and the blue on is here to help him.
Try to always keep a look on the back of the gyorg, where the red one will spawn.
You now have the sky amulet.

CHAPTER 9:
Go in the pipe maze with a pyrhanna plant.
Once you get out, you are on top of the great wall.
Kill all enemies here and use the grappin at the end to jump over the wall.
Go to the bobomb battlefield.
Go where the big blind bomb was
Use the grappin to climb the mountain.Go in the hole.

LEVEL 3: volcano temple.
Climb down the volcano to reach a door. Watch out for lava.
You are in a room with too doors. take the one on the right.
Go across the bridge. You have to kill ALL enemies in the room to pass.
You reach a room with invisible fires. Find your way to the other end. Rotate the screen with the mouse, it will be easier.Attack the hourglass to make the sand fall. Giant grappin targetting blocks appear.
Use them quickly to kill the giant blob and open the fence.
You reach a rock surrounded by lava.
DO NOT WALK ON THE CENTER OF THE ROCK
Because if you do, a plant eats you and sends you to a room full of enemies, and then to the beginning of the dungeon.
Instead of that, go around the center, as close as you can from the border, to reach the other rock and enter the door.
Take the hammer and use it to press the wooden buttons.
A bridge will appear, go kill all enemies to open the door.
Go back at the entrance of the dungeon, where you took a door on the right.
There are fairies in the metallic buttons, you can press them with the hammer.
Take the door on the left this time.
If you use the hammer on the metallic buttons in the next room, a door to the boss will appear.

BOSS: FIRE SPIRIT
If you leave him alive too long, he will summon teddies with flamethrowers to kill you.
Dont let him do that.Use the grappin to bring him near you, then hit him as hard as you can with the hammer.
He loses a hit point and rocks start to fall, then he reappears.
Do this 3 times to beat him.
You now have the fire amulet.

But wait!! The lava is moving!!!
Use your grappin as fast as possible to get out of the volcano. Quick.

CHAPTER 10:
Go in the pipe that leads to movie land to cross the great wall.
Go to the pipe maze with a pyrhanna plant. Destroy pipes with your hammer to find a secret hole.
You now reached world minus one

LEVEL 4: WORLD MINUS ONE
Go on the right to reach the 2D world -1.
Cross it. Now cross the castle to reach bowser. He is attacked by zombies On the left.
Kill the zombies. Bowser panics and destroys the bridge with the axe.
You both fall in the hole.
CHAPTER 11:
You are stuck in world minus one
Go on the hovering platform.
There is a battlefield. Go across it and climb on the castle with your grappin.
Find the door to go inside the castle.
Cross It with your grappin. It's easy if you don't fall.
At a moment you will reach a room with nothing at first, but then you see blood appear from nowhere.
Walk On the blood and then fall on the invisible bridge.
Take the pipe.
You reach a room with a lot of charizards and a pokeball on the middle.
Take the pokeball and throw it on a charizard to get out of world minus one.
Cross the bridge made of hovering platforms to reach pokemon stadium.
Capture the pokemon, guarding the entrance (I dont remember his name )
You are in a room with pokemon trainers. Just throw a pokeball on the ground to fight mewtwo.

BOSS: MEWTWO.
He throws shadow balls at you.
Throw them back with your sword.
It takes six hits to make him stop throwing it back and lose a hit point.
It's easier if you hold the CTRL button and let go when the ball is near.
When he loses a hit point, he spawns 10 random pokemons. Kill them.
He has 3 hit points.
You now have the shadow amulet.

CHAPTER 12:
Go to the airport by capturing the pokemon guarding it. (I still cant remember his name)
Go to the refurbished door.
The airport is empty. Go where you found the arwing. But how?? You fall..
The arwing is on the left. Use it to reach the death egg.

LEVEL FIVE: DEATH EGG
Go in the door.
Kill enemies. Go in the door.
Take the arwing kill enemies with machine guns by holding CTRL and releasing it or else you die.
Go in the door. You are in the sewers
Jump over the junk on the floor, don't fall into the weird stink green fluid or you die.
Go in the door.
Go right. Then left to the computer room. Press the switches with your hammer to activate Upper harbour.
Take the arwing to go to upper harbour. Kill stormtrooper with the CTRL-holding-releasing thing
Go in the door.
Kill stormtroopers, go in the door.
You are now on the nose of the death egg. On one of the mustaches you will find the jetpack, and on the other a fairy. Use the jetpack to kill the stormtrooper hovering in the air.
Go in the previous room and Hover over the gap.
You are now in the first room where you found an arwing.
Take the door you didnt take the first time and use the jetpack to hover out of the death egg by killing metroids and boos and find a floating cube in space. Go inside to find Eggman.

BOSS: EGGMAN
You learn that Bill gates insnt the true Bad Guy (OMG who would notice that???)
You have to hover towards Eggman and avoid the missiles.
Then lower him with the hammer, then slayhis head very fast with your sword.
He will explode. Explode him 3 times to win.

CHAPTER 13:
Go back to the forest.
Go in mayahem temple.
There is a lot of money, take it, then destro the wooden blocks with bombs or grappin and fall in the hole to reach the temple of sand.

LEVEL SIX: TEMPLE OF SAND
Move until you reach the invisible fire spot.
There is a fake wall on the right (the ones you destroy with bombs)
Go around and destroy the fake wall supposed to be behind the flame to get out of the room
with a door.
You are in a roo: with too hourglasses. One of them is the one that opens the metallic door, the other makes targets grow bigger
This is a pretty tricky place.
First hit the one that makes targets grow.
Then place a bomb next to the one that opens the door, and, as fast as you can, cross the metallic door.
Use your grappin on the first target and then simply hover in the air across the tunnel to reach the exit door.
You reach a room full of sand. Go at the other end by hovering. Hit the hourglass.
Find the grappin target behind you to climb it and go kill the boo to open the fence and reach the next room.
You are now in a room with a tower on the middle.
You see wooden switches to hit with a hammer.Dont be afraid, jump in the green liquid and walk blinded in the tunnel to reach the middle tower. It makes you hover  magically 
in the air.
Kill the boo to open a door. But it is invisible!!!!!!
Just hover to find it, its in a black wall on the left.
You now have to fight dark link.
To beat him, squash him with your hammer 10 times. (it sounds easy)
Then go in the door. Whatch out, the blocks will try to squash you.
You have to hover over them.
Take the phantom hourglass. You can now slow the blocks with T
Go back to the room where you found two hourglasses and take the door at the end of the room you didint take before.
Dont get squashed by the square blocks! Use T to slow them and cross.
Go in the door.
Hover over the lightsaber guys by holding T (hovering is so fun,you can see them kill each other haha)
Go in the pipe.
You are now in the temple. The programmer (Me) Wants to battle you.
Use T to stop the time and start fighting.

BOSS: SQUIRTLE
to beat him, go far from him and use the grappin to take his shell away from him.
Slay him with your sword when he is........sort of.... naked.....
slay him 10 times

BOSS: IVYSAUR
Squash him with the hammer, and slay him with your sword until he explodes.
Explode him 3 times

BOSS: CHARIZARD
Beat him exactly the same way as the fire spirit:
If you leave him alive too long, he will summon teddies with flamethrowers to kill you.
Dont let him do that.Use the grappin to bring him near you, then hit him as hard as you can with the hammer. He uses "Flamethrower" To attack you at that point, but most of the time he misses you.
He loses a hit point and rocks start to fall, then he reappears.
Do this 3 times to beat him.

You now have the amulet of time.

You see a cinema, a very emotional moment, before getting attacked by.....
Guess who.....
Chuck Norris.

CHAPTER 14:
BOSS: CHUCK NORRIS
Read The Chuck Norris facts scattered around the level! They are fun.
you have to beat chuck norris.
Yes I know. This seems philosophically impossible, and I have been treated of many words such as "heretic" or "suicidal" after making this game.But there is, in fact, a way to beat him.
For those who are huge fanatics of Chuck Norris, Just know that this game is a Fiction:
It has nothing to do with reality an what follows is just a pure work of my imagination

HOW TO BEAT CHUCK NORRIS.
Chuck norris uses roundhouse kicks to fight.
So if you go at leg distance from him, no matter how many lives you have, you will die.Endlessly.
You know that Chuck norris doesnt shave: He kicks himself in the face.
Because nothing can cut anything from Chuck Norris except him.
So take the beard fertilizer the programmer will give you.
Chuck isnt dumb. Dont expect him to eat it.
You have to hide it in a big mac (go see phoenix wright for that)
And then give him the big mac to eat.

Now he starts shaving. (kicking himself in the face in fact)
So he CANT USE HIS LEGS
His lethal power is cut AT LEAST by half.
His fists arent as powerfull, but they are so fast they send you 3 sconds in the past, so that you get punched again until you die.
But what if you....dodge it?
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, He can go around the world to punch himself in the back of the head.
But Then..... He will go 3 seconds in the past and there will be 2 Chuck Norris: The present one, punching, and the past one, being punch AND punching.
So 3 seconds later, there will be 4, then 8, then 16, then 32,64,128,256.....
And he will go around the world like that for all eternity.

CONGRATULATIONS!
You just won against Chuck Norris, 
and finished the game.

But with a wrong ending (and an impossible one too, because chuck norris cant be beaten.)
So you have to find all 100 backups to find the secret ending.
Normally, you got the 28 first programs by playing with mario.
Each amulet you have gives you 10 backups.
There are 12 secret backups hidden among hyrule plain.
Hope you find them :D

Thanks for playing my game.